There's something in the air

I think I might have caught a bug or something. My muscles ache a bit, and there's an overwhelming sense of lethargy that I do not often experience. The brother was coming down with something yesterday, and one of my friends might be coming down with something too. That, and it is the start of the cold and flu season. Don't forget to wash your hands, or if you're not near a sink, use a hygiene wet turban needless wash (or as Americans call it, a wet wipe). One last thing...whatever you do, DO NOT take candy from the bowl at a restaurant, even wrapped ones. Trust me, you don't want to know what germs are on them.

Stay tuned for more fantastic tips from your favorite germophobe...